I was snooping around the internet back in 1998 looking at all the cool stuff and learning about the technology when I read a memo from the… Read more “HTCPCP and Error 418”
Category: humor
Inorganic Food
One of the many things that annoy me is the use of the word organic. Organic chicken, organic beef, organic vegetables, organic fruit, what’s the distinction? I… Read more “Inorganic Food”
Dry.
Ever have a dry moment? Where inspiration and creativity fail you? My problem is that I feel inspired, but my creativity is in the shop. So the… Read more “Dry.”
Open Says-A-Me
In light of the positive feedback I received on my last blog* I thought I should tackle a more serious issue. It is mostly out of concern… Read more “Open Says-A-Me”
Asterisks & Things Left Unsaid
I was driving home the other day and noticed an advertisement on the back of a bus. It wasn’t anything that deviated from the normal tripe I… Read more “Asterisks & Things Left Unsaid”
What Happened to Palpatine
I was digging through my old school files on my computer hoping to free up some space and I came accross this paper I had written for… Read more “What Happened to Palpatine”
I Choose Horse
In my life I have known many people who either wanted a horse or owned a horse. Some of those who wanted a horse as a youth… Read more “I Choose Horse”
Pepperoni & Cola Conspiracy
I have been to a large number of parties over my lifetime most of them involving children in some way. A significant portion of these parties involved… Read more “Pepperoni & Cola Conspiracy”
Clouds.
Here’s another amusing child anicdote. We’re at church and the kids are coloring. Lisa leans over and says to Byron (7): “What’re you coloring?” “This is grass… Read more “Clouds.”